Critters

The Lobster King

It had been a day of backpacking and spearfishing. After setting up camp and making dinner, we went down to the beach to relax as the sun was going down. We were greeted by a very unique spiney lobster sitting on a rock.
“Welcome, subjects! Quickly – what have you brought in offering in exchange for my audience?”
In my best old English I told him we were but weary travelers who have arrived nothing more than what we can carry on our backs.
The Lobster King insisted, “I always graciously provide audience to my subjects, but none are permitted refuge on these shores without an offering. That is just unheard of!”
One of our party ran back to camp and returned with the well-picked fish bones from our dinner and presented them to the king. He gave a great belly laugh. “Wonderful!” he said. “Jewelry for my queen! She will be quite pleased!”
We returned to camp laughing. That was the cutest lobster we’d ever seen.

Location: Little Harbor Beach, Santa Catalina Island, California

Critters, Highlight

Ella & Rhiannon Spilling the Tea

“You’re not going to believe who I saw Marla wallowing in the mud with, Ella…”
Ella’s teacup froze mid-air. “No. Way. You mean with GusAgain!?! After the whole Stacy incident?”
“Well, Marla told Manerva they’re ‘just friends’,” Rhiannon smirked, “but those mud splashes on Gus’ back were telling a different story!”
“Marla would die if she heard you say that!” spouted Ella.
“I’m not sure…,” feigned Rhiannon, “given the number of mud baths she’s taking I’d wager her skin’s pretty thick!”
“Ppppffffterrrt!!”

Location: Mount Laguna, Cleveland National Forrest, California

Critters

Snow Giraffe

After snowshoeing out to this frozen waterfall, I stopped for a break. At first I was steaming from the exertion as I gazed in wonder. After a bit this fella came out to trample around in the snow. Definitely hairier than any desert giraffe I’ve seen, but that only makes sense. He seemed fine with me there. I don’t think he is used to company out in this frozen landscape.

Location: Paulina Creek Falls, Paulina Peak, Deschutes National Forest, Oregon